Hatcheries that price their hatchlings like BYBs amuse me.
"This is Muffin, he's a pure G# [insert breed here] from [insert random lineage here] who ran the RNG gauntlet that is his parent's cursed range and won. 1 of 92 on site!1! He's priced at 9 million gems because he's the first beautiful hatchling this pair has produced in 12 years. Price nonnegotiable, so don't ask. I know what I have and I've already had seven DMs in the last six minutes on him, so he's sold either way. Both parents are proven (fodder) producers. I mean, just look at that (CVS receipt) of an offspring list."
"Oh, you're asking about the other one? Really? Whelp, guess I'm not getting that new UMA after all. *big sigh* Ugh, okay...sure, fine. Whatever. You can have his brother SconeFace for...three fodder fams, 7kt, and a lawn flamingo. Yea, um-hum. CR sent (before you come to your senses)."
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Pick of the Clutch
(Anonymous) 2025-02-14 08:53 am (UTC)(link)"This is Muffin, he's a pure G# [insert breed here] from [insert random lineage here] who ran the RNG gauntlet that is his parent's cursed range and won. 1 of 92 on site!1! He's priced at 9 million gems because he's the first beautiful hatchling this pair has produced in 12 years. Price nonnegotiable, so don't ask. I know what I have and I've already had seven DMs in the last six minutes on him, so he's sold either way. Both parents are proven (fodder) producers. I mean, just look at that (CVS receipt) of an offspring list."
The offspring list:
Unnamed
Unnamed
Moonbeam
Moonbeam
Moonbeam
BobTheDragon
Moonbeam
DrizztDaUndertide
Unnamed
Moonbaem
...
"Oh, you're asking about the other one? Really? Whelp, guess I'm not getting that new UMA after all. *big sigh* Ugh, okay...sure, fine. Whatever. You can have his brother SconeFace for...three fodder fams, 7kt, and a lawn flamingo. Yea, um-hum. CR sent (before you come to your senses)."
Please, never change.