Re: achievements

(Anonymous) 2023-06-28 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
He's never given out eliminations, likely just misremembering Crim asking for them? Though I'm not sure if she can even ask for those either, haha.

Could also be confusing Berserk or Ambush for elim, too

Re: achievements

(Anonymous) 2023-06-28 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
i swear ive gotten elims from him before but ive also been on this site since 2013 so could very well be misremembering bc i know i 100% have gotten ambushes, tho crim has 100% asked for elims before

has what rarity they can give/ask for ever been adjusted bc that might explain things?

Re: achievements

(Anonymous) 2023-06-28 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
ayrt

I'm not sure re:rarity adjustments, but I've also never seen actual proof of people getting elims besides just saying they've gotten them before - seems like the type of thing people would screenshot and post about in flight discords or FRD (though to be fair I don't lurk often enough in either to see for myself)

Re: achievements

(Anonymous) 2023-06-28 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I have also been on the site since 2013 and have never gotten nor heard of people getting elims from him.

I have gotten lots of Ambush and Berserker stones though; idk if your brain is kind of conflating the ~meta~ battlestones together, here?

Re: achievements

(Anonymous) 2023-06-28 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I was about to argue that I'd gotten an elim from Pinkerton too, but on second thought, I think you might be right. I might be mixing two memories together: getting a free eliminate that one time when everyone got one, and getting berserker stones from Pinkerton.

A part of me still wants to say that I'm certain I pulled eliminate from the pile years ago...

Re: achievements

(Anonymous) 2023-06-29 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah my wife claims she got an elim from Pinkerton once, and while she has no reason to lie to me, I didn't actually see it happen, and maybe she confused a beserker for an elim.

Re: achievements

(Anonymous) 2023-06-29 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
how do you get wife

Re: achievements

(Anonymous) 2023-06-29 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
you'll find the one someday anon <3

Re: achievements

(Anonymous) 2023-06-29 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Pinkerton

Re: achievements

(Anonymous) 2023-06-29 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
crim gives you 500t for her, seems like a good deal

Re: achievements

(Anonymous) 2023-06-29 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
-1

she should offer more but it's the only way to complete the trade your wife to crim achievement

Re: achievements

(Anonymous) 2023-06-29 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Not to be a furry but I want Pinkerton to be my wife. I want to hold his hand. I want to take him out on dates. I want to have exclusive access to stuff my face into his fluff. I want to swim around in his Crim hoard like Scrooge McDuck. I want to

Re: achievements

(Anonymous) 2023-06-29 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
aw shit FBI got them

Re: achievements

(Anonymous) 2023-06-29 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
nonny dont stop

Re: achievements

(Anonymous) 2023-06-29 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
nonny i need this please

Re: achievements

(Anonymous) 2023-06-29 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, come back-

Re: achievements

(Anonymous) 2023-06-29 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
anon was silenced for speaking the truth. #WifePinkertonNow

Re: achievements

(Anonymous) 2023-06-29 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Pinkertons Passionate Partnership

Re: achievements

(Anonymous) 2023-06-30 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Pinkerton's Prostitute Parlour

Re: achievements

(Anonymous) 2023-07-02 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
+100

Re: achievements

(Anonymous) 2023-06-30 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
ayrt

1. Be gay
2. meet girl
3. kiss girl
4. wait twenty years for same sex marriage to be legal in a state near enough to travel to
5. marry girl
6. wait seven more years for same sex marriage to be legal in your state
7. wife!

Re: achievements

(Anonymous) 2023-07-02 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
(spiderman pointing at spiderman meme)
(one spiderman me, other spiderman my partner)
text: me and the bad [wife] i pulled by being autistic