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https://i.imgur.com/vPHrnvI.png

i can't decide which is funnier, them being back again on their "staff uses all my apparel suggestions i'm so important look at me!" bullshit or the fact that the concept art is blatantly copying popular UMAs (don't remember the name but i recall them copying the artist's skins for their own fest submission before as well)

Tbh I wouldn’t mind them so much if they weren’t so self-important and weirdly insistent that so much is sourced back to them specifically. like god damn i’m definitely someone who is guilty of dragon clout pissing contests but it seems a bit... excessively frequent for them?

Or maybe i’m just being a nitpicky asshole idk

I wonder how would they react if I showed them those two separate suggestions I made after new features that got no replies in forums yet were implemented within a week nearly word for word - they needed 78 mentions, I needed to say what I wanted only once both times lol

https://i.imgur.com/pM8aL9s.png
https://i.imgur.com/Rq525KD.png
https://i.imgur.com/7hK42TY.png

it gets worse! stop making everything about you and don't pretend other people's suggestions are really just input on your own ideas. especially if it's something that's been suggested often by various people.

it's also weird to pretend staff loves you when you've been banned for being an idiot before but i suppose that's also why they keep going on like this.

Deets? When were they banned?

i want to say late 2018 because iirc that's when the whole banwave stuff happened and people were making tons of bs excuses as to why they were banned. in natron's case, they and their friend circle were apparently gifting each other too much stuff.

you can find the screenshots in older threads but what happened was they posted on the forums about an imperial scroll they'd gotten, saying they traded cs:go stuff for it. when people called them out on it they backpedaled super hard making all sorts of dumb excuses but got banned anyways. and then made some more excuses.

Speaking of Natron, they've always weirded me out because of their strange fixation on Kars from JJBA (their about me states that they believe all fictional things are reality or will become reality at some point), it's clear that a lot of their dragons are based on JJBA characters, and their own self-insert dragon has a bunch of dubiously sfw things linked right on its public page. I mean, we all got on Rhea's back for her BDSM dragon, so why aren't more people talking about this? Am I just crazy for thinking this is strange? She's got a lot of apparel suggestions too like "imperial servant" or "chains" in her megathread that make me think it's a little sus after seeing her dragon's bios.

1st dragon's bio:
https://i.imgur.com/WSGY5bT.png
https://i.imgur.com/RfJ5mKH.png
https://i.imgur.com/Giw6jId.png

2nd dragon's bio:
https://i.imgur.com/6epYnsU.png
https://i.imgur.com/WOL8Zu6.png

Also, the reason she's so batshit crazy and has a god complex? It's because she has a god complex for real, lmao. She thinks she's gonna ascend and become a god. Crazy stuff for a full adult.
https://i.imgur.com/T933RN0.png

the condescending as hell "it might be confusing but dont worry your head about it *smooches*. Once I ascend, everything will be clear" snippet in the last link especially makes me want to smack this fucking idiot right up side their head. Red flags EVERYWHERE.

They literally say they're "striving to become an omnipotent being, and, as weird as that sound, I'm actually serious"

god what the F U C K hahahah

don't you know omnipotence means constantly talking down to strangers on a petsite forum? it's very important, trust me.

This is weirding the absolute shit out of me and also explains pretty well why they constantly credit themselves for site update inspiration.

I really liked a lot of their accents and all these receipts are making me feel pretty uncomfortable just having them in my possession. At least it's nothing too serious I guess, I don't plan on getting rid of them or anything, but fuck it just feels so weird... I deadass bought accents from someone with an irl God complex. wtf.

friends with GermanicNordic and JonSnowo, that's enough for me, but the rest of this shit is just... wtf.

Also, for those who don't know- Natron used to be DeadBattery, before their account was banned.

why were they banned?

SA nvm saw someone else mentioned it

GermanicNordic is sus as fuck and gives me the heebiejeebies but I also gotta laugh. Their sona dragon is an Imperial also called GermanicNordic, but the bio states the Imp's name is Bjorn and his nickname is Wolf.

Bjorn means "bear" why the *fuck* would his nickname be "Wolf"??? "Ulf" is a name that actually means "wolf", which *anyone* from the Nordic countries can tell you.

So proud of "their" culture and yet so laughably ignorant. I didn't expect any better from these chucklefucks.

As someone of actual nordic descent (and living in a nordic country) they're just really giving me the vibes of someone who is a 1/30th part nordic something on their cousins aunts thrice removed side of the family.

Especially when it's so easy to read up on the culture and heritage without having to go into dodgy Nazi based interpretations of the culture or general ignorance surrounding it :V

why kars when wamuu is right there

seriously though, that owner stuff's kind of gross. it's weird that it's gone so unnoticed.

in the light of this discovery the rest of their faq and 'science of sornieth' thread are absolutely hilarious

"I cannot process unrealistic concepts like magic or the paranormal because I know it can't exist, therefore in my brain it is futile. Also, I have specific opinions on the use of the terms "leg", "sentience", "animal" and "person" because those are all specific terms that have scientific backgrounds and the missuse of those really irks me (I cannot control it, my anxiety just goes through the roof)"

"The lore of FR says that the gods shaped the entire planet and I can instantly tell you that that is not scientifically possible."

you're on a magical fantasy dragon petsite please calm down.

and yet

Natron whole heartedly believes that realities infinitely create each other through the mental process of living organisms which makes both fictional and non-fictional "real". Somehow.

Are you telling me that EVERY reality that was spawned from a thought that got shit out of a persons head was created with tedious, scientific accuracy? Oh, and let's not forget whole magical concept that you're going to ascend to be an omni-potent being one day?

Natron what the FUCK are you on

https://i.imgur.com/GLmqDD0.png

uhmmm ackshually none of this is nsfw it's "CRYPTIC" you're just lacking too much context to understand

lol I reported their profiles, looks like I wasn't the only one, and they're mad about it.

exactly the same "oh but everyones just mistunderstanding me!" shit they pulled out of their ass before they got banned

My take?

"It was just a JOKE! My friends and I always JOKE like this alllll....the...time...!"

Morbidly amusing to read this when catching up here, having just this weekend gotten successfully chased out of an online space I was otherwise enjoying by one of those "I was just JOKING, why are you so SENSITIVE!' types...seriously, fuck that kind of attitude so hard.

BINGO

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