I'm OP, and apologies for not sending some deets but I got out to lunch. Context: on FRD someone made a thread about how the chickens apparently don't look like what they're named, first reply is...well. (someone had already archived it woah)
https://web.archive.org/web/20230612225737/https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/frd/3246666/4
Caos ensues