"Hey Nonny, why did you call out of work the other day?"

[internally] Well, I've had this lingering cough (not COVID, already tested), and I thought I had it under control, however my work is understaffed and askmy unit to start taking calls from people which triggered such a bad coughing fit that I wet myself. Luckily I'm working from home, but I'm almost 30 and that fucking happened because bodies are stupid and I hate everything

[Externally] I'm starting to lose my voice. :(