That sounds like something I would have loved to read :D

But yeah, I tend to take what people say with a grain of salt, especially when they are talking about reasons why they were punished.

I have seen very very very few people who have said 'yeah, I was banned for RMT trading. Oh well!' (there are some, but generally few of them will). Instead it is 'I was banned for cross site trading!' or 'I was banned for gifting my friends too much!'.